Safety Protocol Satirist Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the safety protocol satirist? Celebrate their wit and keen sense of humor with our range of funny, insightful products that mock and marvel at safety routines. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to raise a smile while poking fun at rules and regulations.

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Push In And Turn

from $19.00

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy" mockup

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

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'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?' mockup

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

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Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift. mockup

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

from $19.00

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules mockup

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

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"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

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Safety Barriers

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Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding. mockup

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

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Fire door.

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Decontamination

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"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason." mockup

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

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Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?' mockup

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

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"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ." mockup

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

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'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life' mockup

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

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'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!' mockup

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

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'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.' mockup

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

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'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.' mockup

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

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'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.' mockup

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

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Health & Safety Official Tester.

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Jet Turbine Testing Area

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"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!" mockup

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

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'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.' mockup

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

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Security at the Smaller Airports

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'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.' mockup

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

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"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!" mockup

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

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Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives. mockup

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

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Moses does a Life jacket demo

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'I baked it especially for you.'

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'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.' mockup

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

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Living life dangerously 2010.

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"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?" mockup

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

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Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

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