Safety Maverick Gifts

'Are you sure these are the new regulation seat belts?.'

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

The hall of bad ideas.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'New normal' family life

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Mash-test Dummies.

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

"The Vesparados"

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Waco violence

Biking Granny.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'