Safety Lesson Pillows

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

A young Don King

You Are Here

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

Sand danger

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

No Smoking.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'