Safety Lesson Fan Pillows

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Safety Barriers

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

Job Safety - Lunch.

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'We're going to be doing a water landing! Please put these on immediately!'

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

Air Bag.

Crash Test Smartie

Password?

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

"How would I begin solving the problem? By using a calculator."

It's just not the same since we instituted the concussion protocol.

I'm not allowed to chew a stick without a mouthguard.

"Since I told Colin about a few of the risks of working in an office environment he's refusing to come out from hiding in the filing cabinet."

"This vehicle also has a rear blind spot elimination assistant fitted as standard."

'There is a disclaimer for injuries incurred while wearing the Bungee Bra.'

"Let's see how you do on this car quiz. How many feet does it take to stop the car if you're driving 75 miles an hour and you have to slam on the brakes?"