Safety Rule Fan Pillows

Welcome to hell...

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

Mask Rules

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Easy does it, Ralph."

All Food Must Be Covered

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

"Mmmmm. Gouda."

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

Password?

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

Crash Test Smartie

Air Bag.

'Well thank God...I thought for one minute you were a kissogram.'