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Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

A young Don King

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No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

Sand danger

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

No Smoking.

Wall Street...

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'I tried it at home...'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"