Internet Safety Lesson T-Shirts

Net Bubbie

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"So who is this First pet?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

How to create a password you can remember...

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

I am not a robot

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

USA 2030

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

The Government is now following you...

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

Web cams. Web scams

Computer virus

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'