Safety Guardian Appreciator Pillows

"I take it your're not one of her favourites."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

On the brink.

Baby on board.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cricket Accidents.

"I see you've security marked your property."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

AI Safety Officer

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Careful."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'