Safety Guardian Appreciator Mugs

"I take it your're not one of her favourites."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

On the brink.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Cricket Accidents.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

AI Safety Officer

"Careful."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Caution signs.