'How long were you safety officer at the nuclear reactor?'
Safety-first Thinkers Gifts
Looking for a gift for safety-first thinkers? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt products that applaud their cautious approach. Perfect for those who prioritize safety without sacrificing style or personality, these gifts are a great way to show you appreciate their mindful nature across a variety of everyday items.
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!
Reasonableman
'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'
TV chef sets the TV on fire.
The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...
Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.
"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"
'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'
'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'
"Here comes the super-visor."
"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"
"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."
'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'
"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."
'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'
"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
What?
The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...
Contagious Diseases.
'Never shoot straight up.'
Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.
"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."
"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."
'He swallowed a warning label!'
'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'
"If we hire you, Sanders, you'll find that when it comes to security, we don't fool around."
I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.
"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."
Safety-first Thinkers Gifts Collection
Safety-first Thinkers Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find humorous and thoughtful designs perfect for safety-first thinkers. Brighten their mornings with a splash of caution and wit.
Safety-first Thinkers Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate attention to safety with clever graphics and cozy comfort, ideal for mindful spaces.
Safety-first Thinkers Prints
Browse our prints collection for artwork that honors safety-first values with humor and thoughtful design, perfect for thoughtful décor.
Safety-first Thinkers T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for safety-conscious designs that let them wear their cautious heart on their sleeve with humor and style.