'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'
Safety Code Buffs Gifts
Looking for a gift for your safety code buff? Our collection of creatively designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints showcases clever humor and dedication to safety standards. Ideal for engineers, safety officers, or anyone passionate about safety regulations, our items turn serious codes into delightful, conversation-starting pieces. Show appreciation for their meticulousness and love of all things safety-related with our unique, fun products that blend wit with professionalism.
Health and Safety Gone Mad.
'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
"We'll get there when we get there!"
"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."
'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'
"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"
Wall Street...
'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'
"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."
Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.
'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'
Mash-Test Dummies.
"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."
Halloween health & safety.
'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'
Connected Intersections Challenge
'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'
"Why do you always wear pants?"
What code violations?
'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'
"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"
'He swallowed a warning label!'
Mash-test Dummies.
"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."
'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'
'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'
'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'
My doctor advised me to start walking more.
Piano Airbag
Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.
"Duck? No I ordered the beef."
Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.
Cow Air Bags.
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Safety Code Buffs Mugs
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