Safe Travel Gifts

"Can you suggest some place where the dollar goes far but they don't want to kill us?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Carefree luggage.

Flags

The Zoo.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Tourists

On holiday.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Beach con-man.

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane