Safe Travels Gifts

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The fate of the emigrant

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Flags

Sloaney Pony.

The Zoo.

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Holiday time.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.