Safe Practices Advocate Pillows

"Mom says it's safer."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Reasonableman

WHO checklist

"Careful."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Cafe Burns.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

AIDS prevention

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boozing and Cruising

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?