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AIDS prevention

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Reasonableman

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

The new global mantra flag for the future

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Boozing and Cruising