Patient Safety Champions Pillows

'And this is Mr Proctor, he manages the hospitals whistleblowing support team.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Medical personnel give their hearts

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Doctors Discussion

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

AIDS prevention

'This is your lucky day!'

Stethoscope line.

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Stress on GPs

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

Safety last.

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"I knew I should never have left you in charge of the rubber bands!"

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

Dedicated to the heroes behind the heroes.

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'