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"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Boy whistling at crackers.

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"Fasten your seat belt."

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

"It's called being preemptive."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Eco-Terrorism

Drop dead gorgeous

A parrot business meeting

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

C is for Cracker

Polly want a cracker?

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

'Polly had a cracker.'

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

The guardrail brings it up to code.

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'He's a lousy CEO, but you should see him open a walnut.'

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

Safety First Cricket

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Caution! Wet Floor.

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

Mouse Cracker

"I see your son has a summer job."