Safe-cracking Aficionado Prints

"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"Fasten your seat belt."

"It's called being preemptive."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

C is for Cracker

Drop dead gorgeous

A parrot business meeting

Polly want a cracker?

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'He's a lousy CEO, but you should see him open a walnut.'

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

Safety First Cricket

Caution! Wet Floor.

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

Mouse Cracker

"I see your son has a summer job."