Safari Thrill-seeker Gifts

"I'm quite peckish, but be honest - would her bum look big in me?"

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Zoo animals.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Neurotics in the tropics

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

"Whiplash..."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'White meat or dark?'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."