Saddle Style Fan Gifts

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

ATM withdrawal

Christmas tree exchange

Running out of Gas.

Peacock on skateboard

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Oceanographer

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Snowmen Games

Bear Snowboarding

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

Colossus of Rhode Island

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

Mouse Skateboarder

'Poop!'

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

'My God! There isn't room to swing YOU in here!'

'What th-! A sail! Folks, it looks like Daredevil Pup has changed his mind!'

"There are worse places to be beached."

"I hate to break it to you, but videos of ym antics do not give anyone a much needed chuckle."

A skier tied in knots.

At the Snow Globe Olympics