Saddle Style Fan Prints

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

ATM withdrawal

Christmas tree exchange

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Peacock on skateboard

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Oceanographer

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Snowmen Games

Bear Snowboarding

Colossus of Rhode Island

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

Mouse Skateboarder

'Poop!'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'What th-! A sail! Folks, it looks like Daredevil Pup has changed his mind!'

"I hate to break it to you, but videos of ym antics do not give anyone a much needed chuckle."

"There are worse places to be beached."

A skier tied in knots.

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

At the Snow Globe Olympics