Sacred Service Pillows

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Cricketer's funeral

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

Church: Open Sundays

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'It helps with reception.'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

Male On Sunday

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Existence 2.0

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Remembering All The American Idols.

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."