Sacred Modernist Pillows

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"That's our new church mascot."

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

"Herb's from Texas."

Witches of Instagram

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Hip hop Santa.

Snake with headphones.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

God's Phone

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.