Sacred Modernist Pillows

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

"That's our new church mascot."

God's Phone

"Herb's from Texas."

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

Snake with headphones.

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

Hip hop Santa.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

God's Phone

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.