Sacred Lore Pillows

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Lady of the bath...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A sure sign of rain

Joust Sharpener

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"