Sacred Lore Pillows

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Lady of the bath...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A sure sign of rain

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Joust Sharpener

"Bigfoot"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."