Biblical Lore Pillows

Garden of Eden - His & Hers

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Lady of the bath...

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

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Joust Sharpener

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Little Known Moments In History

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"