Biblical History Pillows

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

Wilderness GPS

Biblical Idol: "Oh God, not another golden calf!"

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

Goliath's Toe Truck

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Thanks! -- These will look great on the coffee table!'

'Pleased to meet you, George, my name's Arthur.'

'They always call it 'Noah's flood,' like it was my fault or something!'

Someone need to set Adam straight on why Eve's there. He keeps calling her "Bachelorette No. 1".

Hang on

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

You Have 1 New Messages

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Moses on the web

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'