Biblical History Buffs Pillows

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Ten Commandments

Christian and Born again Christian...

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Noah's ark, many lions

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes