Animal Lore Pillows

Vlad The Impala ...

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

The Fourth Little Pig

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Phoenix

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Pioneers of the ancient west

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'Boy you light my fire!'

Flying Dutchman

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Sorry, what was that?'

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

If the mouse hole's a-rockin', don

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this??"

The two astronauts struggled for their lives while the whole world watched helplessly.