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Garden of Eden - His & Hers

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Lady of the bath...

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Joust Sharpener

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Little Known Moments In History

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style