Biblical Tales T-Shirts

"Sorry God but the wife has doing a cabinet."

Was Jonah being swallowed by the whale just another way of saying his company was taken over by a conglomerate?

'Tell the children I was swallowed by a whale...'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

The true story of how David brought down Goliath.

'There are no dinosaurs because they arrived late at Noah's Ark and were placed on standby.'

Alphabetically, thank you.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Little Known Moments In History

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'