Biblical Tales T-Shirts

"Sorry God but the wife has doing a cabinet."

Zeb's Exterminators. Let me get this straight -- You want me to get rid of all but two of the termites?

Was Jonah being swallowed by the whale just another way of saying his company was taken over by a conglomerate?

'Tell the children I was swallowed by a whale...'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

The true story of how David brought down Goliath.

I just think it's weird you're not following me back.

Untold Characters in History. Adam & Eve Meet the Invisible Man in the Garden of Eden. Who are you? … Who else? I'm Eden, the gardener.

'There are no dinosaurs because they arrived late at Noah's Ark and were placed on standby.'

Alphabetically, thank you.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Little Known Moments In History

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.