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Sabering Novice Gifts
Looking for a gift for a saber fencing novice? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful products that capture the thrill and elegance of this dynamic sport. Whether they're learning the basics or just passionate about swordplay, find something that inspires and entertains. From clever prints to cozy pillows, these gifts are crafted to delight beginners and keep their enthusiasm sparking.
Skiing.
Today we learned to count to one.
Flyfishing for dummies.
"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"
'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'
Before Cordless Light Sabers
"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"
'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'
'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'
People who work-from-home, annual get together.
Brad Pitt.
"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."
Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.
"Triple whammy."
"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."
My First Boat
"Here's a good spot, Hon."
'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'
"Beginner's luck."
'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'
'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'
After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .
'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'
'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'
BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'
"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."
'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'
Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.
Pandemic Orphans
The not-so-living wall
The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training
“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”
I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'
'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'
Sabering Novice Gifts Collection
Sabering Novice Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for saber fencing novices—humorous, inspiring, and crafted to fuel their fencing passion at home or at the club.
Sabering Novice Pillows
Looking for a fun way to decorate a fencing space? Our fencing-themed pillows are perfect for novice enthusiasts who want to add a touch of sport to their decor.
Sabering Novice Prints
Decorate with our vibrant fencing prints, ideal for beginners. They make an inspiring gift and a stylish addition to any fencing novice’s room.
Sabering Novice T-Shirts
Find stylish and witty t-shirts made especially for saber fencing newcomers. Celebrate each milestone and show off their fencing pride in comfort and style.