Rv Owner Gifts

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I see you've security marked your property."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Turtle Trailer Court

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

When did you last have your oil changed?

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Big RV Camping

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."