Rv Owner Gifts

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

When did you last have your oil changed?

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Big RV Camping

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.