Rustic Dining Lover T-Shirts

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Ten out of ten for effort...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

Country life

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Early American Think Tank.

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'Progresso or Campbells Select!'

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"This is sort of my little homage to the American farm woman."

'Mountain lions.'

"You may have a so-called 'doggie bag,' but there's a $5 sharing surcharge."