Rustic Dining Lover Gifts

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Ten out of ten for effort...

"And how would you like your steak?"

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

Fast Food Restaurant

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

Country life

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

Early American Think Tank.

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

"This is sort of my little homage to the American farm woman."

"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'Progresso or Campbells Select!'

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"You may have a so-called 'doggie bag,' but there's a $5 sharing surcharge."