Russian Tales Explorer Gifts

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Ghostship

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Freia and her golden apples

Peter

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Klytaemnestra

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

'We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break.'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

'My only suspicion was that they might be regifting.'

Aeneas

Brunhilda

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

"In my defense, you DID ask to look like James Dean."

Grigori Rasputin

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Demonstrations in Russia

Sad Eurydice

"I don't want to know how I end, so I tore out my last page."

Flora's tour of inspection

Tortoise and the hare stand at a starting line; the hare is looking at the tortoise's shell which is covered in endorsement stickers like a race car.