Runny Nose Wrangler Gifts

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

How Many It Takes

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'No it's still not fixed'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'Did you want me, boss?'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"This way, O' Brien."

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

'No more!'