Complaint Wrangler Gifts

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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

How Many It Takes

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

The Critic...

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'