"I'm sorry, you didn't get the job....but you got second place!"
Runner-up Awareness Pillows
Add a touch of humor and motivation to any space with our runner-up awareness pillows. A cozy way for anyone to display their resilient spirit and keep their efforts front and center.
"Our war is against cancer."
National Everything Awareness Day
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''
Movember
International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!
Can't even hold signs well.
Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.
Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.
Authorization for the Use of Farce
More Unequal Than Others
Female chemotherapy warrior.
Pollution Look
"Do you have a cure doctor?"
"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."
Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease
So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...
'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'
Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer
"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."
"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"
"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."
'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'
Lack History Month
"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."
'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'
"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."
Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'
'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'
"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"
"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."
The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.
'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'
"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."
Runner-up Awareness Pillows Collection
Runner-up Awareness Mugs
Explore our collection of runner-up awareness mugs and find the perfect way to start their day with a smile and a nod to perseverance.
Runner-up Awareness Prints
Browse our inspiring runner-up prints to bring humor and motivation into your space, honoring effort and persistence with artistic flair.
Runner-up Awareness T-Shirts
Check out our runner-up themed T-shirts for a fun, motivational look that champions effort and resilience.