Runner-up Awareness T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, you didn't get the job....but you got second place!"

"Our war is against cancer."

National Everything Awareness Day

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Movember

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Can't even hold signs well.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Pollution Look

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

Lack History Month

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

"Actually, we're just getting started."