Runner-up Awareness Mugs

"I'm sorry, you didn't get the job....but you got second place!"

"Our war is against cancer."

National Everything Awareness Day

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Movember

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Can't even hold signs well.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

Authorization for the Use of Farce

More Unequal Than Others

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Pollution Look

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

Lack History Month

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."