Rummage Sales Gifts

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"There's more inside."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Last Chance for Everything.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got it from eBay."

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'But what do you sell?'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"How much is the sign?"

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'That's a decent offer but if I wanted to sell my soul, I would put it up for bids.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."