Rummage Sales Prints

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Last Chance for Everything.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got it from eBay."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'But what do you sell?'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"How much is the sign?"

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'That's a decent offer but if I wanted to sell my soul, I would put it up for bids.'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets