Rule Breakers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'So who's smoking?'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

No wheelies.

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

"Welcome to Sandy Beach. Everything prohibited."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

Campus police are dorm troopers.

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

No Smoking Building.

Cloud 10.

"The first rule of musical chairs club is...you have to get out of your chairs!"

Kissing ban.

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

No shirt, no shoes, no service. No credit. No checks. No happy hour. No refills. No singing. No dancing. No talking. No kissing. No wagering. No arm-wrestling. No politics. No food. Enjoy! ! !

No Smoking in the Castle

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Unauthorised Personnel