Rule Breakers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'So who's smoking?'

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

"Welcome to Sandy Beach. Everything prohibited."

No wheelies.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

Campus police are dorm troopers.

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

No Smoking Building.

No Smoking in the Castle

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Cloud 10.

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

Kissing ban.

"The first rule of musical chairs club is...you have to get out of your chairs!"

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

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