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A rug skinned bear

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Surprise!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"The knights of the round accent table"

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'