Rugs Mugs

A rug skinned bear

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Interior design trends for parents....

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Surprise!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"