Rugby Tour Gifts

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

World Tour.

Walking Luggage.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Is it something I said dear?"

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love PE.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"You're the sport on my telly"

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Rugby Player

The conversion.

Travellers