Rugby Ruffian Gifts

Rugby was the winner on the day!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love PE.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

'Let's run it through legal.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"You're the sport on my telly"

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Unnatural Selection.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

The conversion.

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Rugby Player

Sporting maladies.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?