Rugby Nostalgist Gifts

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Social Media

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

The conversion.

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Rugby Mad.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'