Rugby Nostalgist Gifts

'Thank goodness... I thought I was having another concussion!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Social Media

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

The conversion.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Rugby Mad.

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'