Rugby Nostalgia Gifts

'When I was a prop...'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

A prehistoric football match.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

The conversion.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

Rugby Mad.

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Is that the beer talking?'

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

Lion v Kiwi.

"I take it your team lost again!"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'