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'When I was a prop...'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

A prehistoric football match.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

The conversion.

Rugby Mad.

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'Is that the beer talking?'

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"I take it your team lost again!"

Lion v Kiwi.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'